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It is where the nipple of the tits are so big, you could call them bread tits.
"Damn mike, your mom has big bread tits."
"Fuck you Erik, how do you know."
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when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob
The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.
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The direct opposite of the holocaust.
Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!
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Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.
Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.
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Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.
There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.
Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!
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A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.
Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
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Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.
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