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Sending the house

Used to refer to a recruiting method, popularized from NCAA 25 - where you do anything to get a high school prospect to commit to your team.

"Hey, Bryce Underwood just flipped from LSU to Michigan!"

"Yeah, we all know that Michigan was sending the house to get him to flip."

by ohhAdroit January 1, 2025


casing a house

Slang. to examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime (sometimes followed by out): They cased the joint and decided to pull the job on Sunday.

On the way home from school, I started casing a house.. (The Dirt, Part two

by Casey Vandango August 15, 2019


Krusty’s Fun House

When your significant other has a dried vagina so you lick it to get it moisturised

We were getting ready but i had to perform a Krusty’s Fun House.

by Krustywatty April 28, 2024


Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 6, 2022


hub house

A financially sensible investment you make with your day 1’s were you all can live together or rent out. A shared property to do whatever with (as long as it’s making money)

Parents: what are you saving up for?

You: A hub house! me, Rick, Hanna, and Jj are saving up to buy a property we plan on fixing and renting out

by Leoking^2 October 5, 2022


Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.

Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."

by joesixpackabs February 19, 2010


vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 21, 2024