A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.
I keep a rock called hector in my comments!
when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy
Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.
Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.
Or
G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.
a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.
"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."
When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
I was School House Rocking this chick last night.
A polite way to tell some one to “Eat shit as they die”
I hope you kick rocks to hell for totaling my late uncle’s 65 Chevy.
to engage in sexual intercourse
dude, i'm going to rock them boots today, hella excited to get some again.
The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson
bro look it's rock the dwane johnson