1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
When a man urinates inside a woman's pussy.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.
Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”
when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.
Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.
Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".
A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a
douche manner.
ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."
ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."
Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...
Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !