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You need to have friends to talk to it basically means to go have a social life
Referred when you annoy the same person over and over or when you ask someone can you be my friend constantly
Eric:Go Get a LIFE!!!!
Josh:I'm making one
It would be stupid if you said I wouldnt be here if u didn't have one
Go get a life-Referees and means when you annoy the same person over and over or when you ask someone to be your friend constantly
Eric:GoGet a LIFE!!!!
Josh: I'm making one
It would be stupid if you said I wouldn't be here if I hadn't one trust me I tried.
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( from the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem .
If you want to survive in capitalism, you have to take it upon yourself to learn what the phrase grab life by the horns means and be prepared to be a shaker and mover .
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A fucking horny loser who cant get any girls makes low budget trash uncreative avatars and glorifys depression and self harm and suicide think they are edgy but in reality they are fucking loser trash there are like ingrown toe nails nobody likes them nobody wants them they also do gacha sex because they are losers and have micro penises they should commit suicide sense they like it so much they are fucking retarded scum
Girl: I like Gacha/Gacha life
Guy: what's that
Girl: it's where we horny retards glorify self harm and depression with low budget trash avatars
Guy: fucking loser *spits on girl*
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Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.
Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)
Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.
Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.
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When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....
Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.
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The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
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Relatively unknpwn movie starring Cameron Diaz (post "The Mask") and Ewan McGregor (post "Trainspotting"), supported by Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo.
Applies when you feel like your life has taken a turn for th worst, but it ends up being a turn for the best.
Also, an awesome movie.
Have you seen A Life Less Ordinary?
Yeah, it's AWESOME!!
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