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Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.
Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.
( from the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem .
If you want to survive in capitalism, you have to take it upon yourself to learn what the phrase grab life by the horns means and be prepared to be a shaker and mover .
Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.
Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)
Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.
Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.
A fucking horny loser who cant get any girls makes low budget trash uncreative avatars and glorifys depression and self harm and suicide think they are edgy but in reality they are fucking loser trash there are like ingrown toe nails nobody likes them nobody wants them they also do gacha sex because they are losers and have micro penises they should commit suicide sense they like it so much they are fucking retarded scum
Girl: I like Gacha/Gacha life
Guy: what's that
Girl: it's where we horny retards glorify self harm and depression with low budget trash avatars
Guy: fucking loser *spits on girl*
When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....
Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.
Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.
You can exit my life now.
Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.