Huk Fishing Shirts

Huk Fishing Shirts are a sign of a spoiled white boy who disrespects their mother, such as calling her by her first name. If someone wears nearly exclusively Huk Fishing Shirts then they might also be gay or have a small penis. They also think they are the best st football even if they have never actually played football.

1.OMG, Look, they're wearing Huk Fishing Shirts, they must disrespect their mom
2. Ooh, Huk Fishing Shirts sorry no thanks, I'm not gay
3. He thinks he's so good he's not even on the team; He probably wears Huk Fishing Shirts
4. No small penis here, I don't wear Huk Fishing Shirts

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rusty fish hook

you stick your finger in your own butthole, and then walk up to your victim and put the the same finger (in the shape of a fish hook) into their mouth and the inside of their cheek. Then pull like you are catching a fish.

He pissed you off? Give that dude a rusty fish hook!

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fish scale

when a girl rubs backward on your hair pulling it out

cant wait to fish scale you tonight

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Tuna fish

Used during any game or sport, to break a win streak.

While playing pool a person keeps sinking balls, you say "Tuna fish" and they will mess up.

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fish platter

a night on the piss,hit the splatter...

"finish off here in a couple of hours,go for a bite to eat then we'll hit the fish platter...

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Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

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ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

Ice fishing is not for the faint of heart.

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