loose meat sandwich

A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must

Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.

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make ends meat

-the more rational way of describing life in a struggle, rather than "make ends meet"
-Making the bare minimum

i'm just out here tryin to make ends meat in this recession

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Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.

Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS

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Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

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butterfly my meat

when someone does a "butterfly kiss" on your cock

My partner was giving me a blow and then they started to butterfly my meat, it was so hot!

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your meat stinks

when a person has a foul odor coming from there private area

Hey guy, your meat stinks, you need to go take a shower. You nasty nad troll ..

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Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

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