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when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye
i gave her the pirate eye last night
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when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.
Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.
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This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.
For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.
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When you get 'stoned' on the 'green' usually after 'hot boxing' or striking up a 'fattyboombatty'. If you obtain the correct measurement of THC you may end up with Thom Yorke eye, i.e slightly squint.
Dude, you got Thom Yorke eye, seriously you can't go out looking like that!
Shit it got work in 30mins, look at this Thom Yorke eye....they're going to know, they're GOING TO KNOW!
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"Sensi weed, guaranteed to make your eye bleed!"
"No thanks I only wanted a little Thom Yorke eye"
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When you see a bird's eye above a note, be sure to watch the conductor.
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The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.
In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.
Real Life Situation
DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."
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an especially bad version of diahrea in which only pure liquid is expelled from the sphinkter.
Dude i just had the worst brown eye gravy, it felt like i was peeing out of my ass!
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