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Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
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Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.
You can exit my life now.
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An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
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The single greatest game ever that some wordn00b wannabe script kiddie hacked and ruined the gameplay for every other serious gamer.
HL2 pwns Halo 2, UT, CS, etc...
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One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!
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The act of being useless; used as a derogatory term towards people of white skin color. Popularized by the movie Ghostbuster.
Abuser: Stop ghosting through life.
White Victim: Ok, I will go back to my cave now.
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A burger that comes with parsley
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"
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