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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025


two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 04, 2018


2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025


Two planker

A skier. The opposite of a snowboarder.

Get outta my way, two planker!

by explodedtesticle November 21, 2021


Two nil barrier

The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.

An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.

See also aids

3-2 win? That's the two nil barrier.

They've scored a second goal, the two nil barrier is in effect.

by AtomicAtom April 26, 2018


Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024


Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.

last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts

by Haprat January 24, 2011