Send to a girl or boy and they have to send you a picture of the bare ass April 28th
National send booty pic 3 means that the person you send this to has to send a pic of there bare ass
A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
Children need to brush them teeth 3 times if they eat candy or junk food
Mom: Did you eat any candy today?
Child: Yes .....
Mom: Well go brush dem teeth 3 times
A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-
Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.
Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.
Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.
Turning the 6-4-3 is a "Double Play" in baseball, but used in American slang as the term for a Threesome.
Tee: Dude, him and his wife wouldn't quit hitting on me all night!
Huck: That's cause he was goin for turning the 6-4-3!
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i love you so much and you're the best thing that has ever happened to me. you're the first person to make me believe in true love, you are someone that can actually make me feel so happy in 0.1 seconds, with literally no effort. if im having a bad day, and you're offline, thinking about you and our future makes me happy as hell. and and and, whenever i talk with you, you turn my bad days into good days and my good days into better days :D i am so incredibly thankful and blessed to have you in my life, everything about you is so perfect; your voice, your eyes, your personality, your cuteness, your heart, your soul, your smile :), the love you have for me, the way you're so protective about me, the way you make me feel so safe and comfortable.. and the way you make me smile like a whole damn idiot, and the way you talk to me about your problems, which shows that you trust me enough to talk with me about anything:D there were plenty more reasons to why you're so perfect, trust me <3. my biggest flex is having you. owning you. being yours. being loved by you. you're mine , and i'm yours :D <3. i promise to never lose feelings for you, nor to never leave you for some stupid reason. i love you so damn much, you don't even understand, and mi amor, if you're reading this.. damn. stop blushing, i know it made you smile flushed C: i love you, mi amor <33
his birthday is 06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 he's the love of MY (andreea's) life, nobody else can have him, nor can anyone else have me :D
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A large, detailed font that looks kinda like graffiti painted on a bumpy sidewalk. You can get it for free at AcidFonts.com.
Me: "See, what I did with the splash page here is make 3 theHard way RMX the Heading 1 font and reduce the line-height to 60%, so you can see the grit in the letters without it pushing the graphics off the bottom of the screen."
Person I Am Talking To: "I have no idea what you just said."
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