my grandmother
grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!
noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.
"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"
As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.
A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
When you faggotize a divorced older man.
"I'm such an Old Snatcher. I love older divorced dudes."