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Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.
She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.
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When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.
Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.
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the leaky meat bucket was a river faring vessel, captained by Ump and Buggly, the ships cargo was raw meat that had once been frozen but thawed on the long journy in the deserts sweltering heat. The juices from the rancid meat pooled in the floor of the boat and the putrid smell lingered for miles up river. Ump and Buggly grew used to the smell but every other boater on the canyon wretched and heaved their lunches when catching the smallest whif of her stern. there has never been another vessel like it nor will there ever be...
You could tell the leaky meat bucket had just ran lava falls... the eddy behind it was coated by a spectacular glimmering sheen of rancid meat slime and the sweet smell of rotten meat filled the air.
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When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
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Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.
Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.
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Used to refer to both good and bad 'fat' areas on a girl's body. bubble butts, thick thighs and fat tits are considered 'good' boot-buckle meat. Whereas, cankles, guts, cum-bellies, fupas, muffin tops and booty do are 'negative' uses of the word.
...Look at this bitch's ass.... damn she's got some boot-buckle meat...
...damn that bitch has some thick ankles.... ughh, she's got some extra boot-buckle meat around her gut
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Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf
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