twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

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just one more

As many more (times, items, etc.) as it takes me to achieve a satisfactory result. This phrase may be repeated an arbitrary number of times.

1)
(guys playing the Helicopter game)
A: Come on, it's my turn!
B: Just one more time...
(game over)
B: Wait, just one more time...
(repeat)

2)
(eating cookies)
Hungry guy: Just one more!
(cookie eaten)
Hungry guy: ok, one more!
(repeat)

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one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

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whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.

So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.

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One eye willy

The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads

Doing that one eye willy!
You were definitely doing the one eye willy last nite

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One Trick Pony

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.

She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.

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one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

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