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A sexual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate glass directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. Some cases may also call for the feces to be smeared or squashed onto the glass using the buttocks and genitals and resulting in more artistic approach to this time-honored pennsylvanian tradition, which was first introduced by the amish in the early 18th century.
(This is notably similar to the glass bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate glass and shitting. Usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of "glass boat" clientele).
Also note: In the absence of any plate glass, a welder's mask is often substituted for this application.
Fearing that his wife might become suspicious of a shit-stench on his clothing, the buisinessman opted for a pittsburgh plate job while attending the whorehouse.
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the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
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The Reverse Scissor Job (or RSJ) is the sexual act in where 2 bisexual girls scissor themselves, and a guy puts his penis in between and starts rubbing/moving it back and forth, causing not just the guy's arousal, but the other girls arousal too. Is similar to the double tit fuck.
Clyde: My God!
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
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A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
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The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob
Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
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When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
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The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
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