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if a girl brings you back to her gaff and promises you everything but doesn't put out when you get back...next morning take a shit into a piece of tinfoil, put it into the grill, turn it on high, walk out of the house chortling at your own ingenuity.
Jonny: Did you get the ride off that slag last nite?
Buckins: No, she wouldn't put out
Jonny: What a bitch, she was acting like such a slut all nite.
Buckins: Ya, its ok though, left her with a roquefort rib eye.
Jonny: Genius.
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a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.
a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.
I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.
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When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.
I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.
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A person who keeps closing their eye's when talking to you, not blinking, but actually shutting their eyes and continuing to talk. Often they feel so superior to the rest of the world they do not even want to see it.
There is this kid in my class that is a total closed eye talker, one day we got fed up and when he answered a question everyone silently moved over one seat so when he opened his eyes 30 seconds later he got very confused.
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A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.
What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.
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Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"
"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."
"Oh that's cool."
"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"
booty anus poohole bum rectum
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Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye
Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!
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