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the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
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The Reverse Scissor Job (or RSJ) is the sexual act in where 2 bisexual girls scissor themselves, and a guy puts his penis in between and starts rubbing/moving it back and forth, causing not just the guy's arousal, but the other girls arousal too. Is similar to the double tit fuck.
Clyde: My God!
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
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A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
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The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob
Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
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When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
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The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
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They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
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