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Once upon a time a place where squares like me could catch up on lingo without having to look stupid by asking everyone what they were talking about. Now a place where people compete to display the most purile garbage they can while attempting to keep it legitimate-seeming.
Me 2010: Ah, I wonder why "Wally" means idiot in Cockney. I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Shar-nay 2023: Hey, I thought of a word for when you wipe your ass and accidentally poke some poo inside your pussy! I'll post it on Urban Dictionary as a service to society.
The fanciest word niggas like me know
Me: I'm gonna look this up on urban dictionary
Jerome: woah he smart
a website you are currently using :)
what did you think you were going to find when you searched up definitions for urban dictionary on urban dictionary?
A stupid website which will accept practically anyword
I bet Urban Dictionary will define my definition with an easy pass.
Only the BEST online dictionary for funny things
Greg: Hey Joe, you heard of this thing called Urban Dictionary
Joe: Bruh we aren’t real, we are being typed on Urban Dictionary
A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.
"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"
A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!
This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.