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Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!
- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!
- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.
“Where have you been?”
“Sorry I was talking to bear”
Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it
This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears
A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.
This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.
WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!