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Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 27, 2022


Lukas moment

A chubby Asian that survived Hiroshima/Nagasaki and migrated. He then survived and escaped from Tiananmen Square with the Chinese on his tail and biked to the coast playing Pokémon go. He then swam all the way to Texas and nowadays likes his cousin and a girl named kaya. He doesn’t use protection and he is otherwise a very stereotypical Asian.

“Bro he plays piano and cello, and is cracked at chess and swimming?! That’s a Lukas Moment!”

by LulasFunny October 31, 2022


Madhav moment

An instance of utter stupidity.

Dude I forgot the keys in the car. Such a madhav moment.

by GurukulJesus December 30, 2022


Shrimpster Moment

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.

My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

by Joemama10000 March 9, 2023


James moment

Doing/saying something that is seen as retarded or unintelligent

James moment is when someone shows signs of having or showing a low level of intelligence.

by Nigmaster69 May 7, 2021


Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2024


Vanity moment

When your force your dog into sex

Bro,vanity moment is bad

by By bruh guy November 20, 2020