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The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
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in the early 80's, people in the projects with the money, clothes, and cars were the drug dealers, or dope boys. Nowadays, the phrase can be applied to anybody that keeps it fresh, has it together, or is making that money.
Did you see Jay and B out last night? He looked dope boy smooth.
Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.
Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what
Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain
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To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off
So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...
Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
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