A Tyson is annoying, selfish and an all around asshole. That’s it imagine a person who is the most hateable person ever.
Oh look it’s Tyson he’s such an asshole,
Tyson is a large man with a huge penis and a thirsty love for Australian women
Tyson- I maybe from the great white north but I wanna go down under and f$&@ some b$&@#s
tyson kelly is a fuckin mad lad
yo that dude is totally rad shawty, must be tyson kelly
While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."
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A crazy hard- headed party animal and can act like an animal. Loves to sleep and cuddle when he find the right person.
Sexy, gentle man, every girl would love to be his girl. If your not his friend you don't have friends because everyone is his friend. He's also great in bed
I was with this guy last night he must of been a Francis Tyson