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Big Mexican Woman and/or Whore
very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.
man 1: hey i just had a test drive in this bmw yesterday
man 2: how was it?
man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside
man 2: was it used?
man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes
man 2: howed it drive?
man 1: it was prety loose
man 2: so are you gonna buy it
man 1: hell no it was too busted down!
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The poor man's luxury car. Reserved for the nasty,trashy and falsely pretentious middle class and lower, these cars are not very good. They symbolize Middle America's poor taste- obese girls with the same ugly Tiffany's choker, inferior Coach bag, hideous sunglasses, and some Starbucks product that has more calories than they need. Also represents arrogant, pigheaded Middle Class males who think they're the shit, but they've just grown up in it. Usually spiked hair, windows rolled down even when inappropriate. Considered the ultimate luxury for this trash, therefore transforming a formerly OK car brand to a substandard wannabe of elite automakers. LUXURY CARS ARE MADE FOR THE RICH. But BMW is for poor people who are posers.
"OMG look at that hot girl in the BMW!"
"Eh, she probably sucks dick for a living, and lives in a "Mcmansion" instead of a real estate. What a poor ass wannabe loser."
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Someone who is absolutely shit at driving and only pisses other drivers off.
Yo dude its a bmw driver watch out
I know man look at the make its self explanatory
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A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.
My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.
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BMW's m3 is part of BMW's Tuner series which also consist of BMW's 3 series (325i, 335i, ect.) The 06' model of the m3 is most popular being that its fast, LOOKS GREAT, and has MANY aftermarket parts such as Body Kits (BMW E-46 GTR (Flossman) Full Wide Body Kit) which is also the most popular body kit for this car
the BMW m3 is perfect for tuner freaks!
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BMW-Standing for BOY MEETS WORLD- a show from the late 1990's, with overdone/dramatic moments. A BMW moment is said when a person overreacts to something small.
Tina-"Where is my hairbrush?"
Jorge-"Oh I left it outside"
Tina-"OKAY. NOT ONLY DID YOU USE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BACK, WHAT IF YOU WERENT HERE?? WHAT WOULD'VE I HAVE DONE? I WOULD HAVE NEVER OF FOUND IT, EVER, AND MY HAIR WOULD FOREVER ME TANGLED"
Jorge-"...omg Tina...BMW moment much?"
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The new shape Mini, especially and including the new Mini Cooper S.
I was at a mini show, and was running a competition where you guess the number of ballons in the mini (old shape), the prize was a radio controlled model of a Brand New BMW Mini Cooper S. Bearing in mind that this was an old shape mini show, and all of these fans hate the new mini, several people made quite nasty comments, the nicest was "It's a BMW Fiesta!"
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