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A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.
Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!
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Yo dude, that chick at the party last night was such a wiener bandit.
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When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.
Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!
Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.
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The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.
Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."
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An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.
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phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.
hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend
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Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
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