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Yo dude, that chick at the party last night was such a wiener bandit.
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The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.
Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."
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When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.
Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!
Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.
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To take public transit without paying the fair.
I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.
Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."
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An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.
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Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
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phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.
hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend
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