girls gone wild

A video that's the same damn thing with each new "volume", but guys are too horny to tell the difference.

"See drunk college girls flashing their tits! See more drunk college girls flashing their tits! See even more drunk college girls flashing their tits AT SNOOP DOGG!"

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Gone with the Wind fabulous

An expression used to describe a person or thing that is exceedingly fabulous or extravagant— to an extent that is comparable to the lavishness of slaveowner / plantation culture in the American Antebellum South, the time period which the 1939 movie “Gone with the Wind” is set in.

Popularized in late 2012 by former Miss USA, Kenya Moore, during an episode in Season 5 of the reality TV series, The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Kenya: I have been in this business for 20 years, and I’m STILL here! And I’m still fabulous….

Phaedra: You betta preach now!

Kenya: Right?! Fabulous! Gone with the WIND fabulous! Okay? Thank you!

Phaedra: Well, alright now.

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Too Far Gone

When a single individual is beyond the point of sobriety that he/she is no longer on this planet

“Jimmy can’t have another drink, he is just too far gone”

“I tried to smoke another bowl, but I was too far gone”

one bite and gone

1. expression indicating that one has left abruptly

2. expression indicating that one is departing speedily

Typically used at the end of a conversation, especially when one party needs to physically leave the location of the conversation in question.

Alternate definition(s):

(adj.)
1. (descriptive utterance) used to indicate one's own awesomeness

Person 1: "ay foo, we're gonna have tacos tonight, you tryna stay and eat?"
Person 2: "dude i'll take a taco, but i can't stay long, i gotta be one bite and gone"

**alternate definition**

Person 1: "SNAPS dog, how do you keep making those 3-pointers?!"
Person 2: "haha i dunno man, i guess these days i'm just one bite and gone"

why is the rum gone

famous line by Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp from the Disney 2003 summer blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Sparrow asks this rahter rhetorical question to Miss Elizabeth Swann Keira Knightley when she starts burning all the rum to make a signal for the British Navy so that she and Sparrow could be rescued.

a: What do you think the most memorable line of the year is?
b: 'Why is the rum gone?' by Captain Jack Sparrow of course!

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Gone Fishing

Verb: When one has an affair or partakes in activities with infidelity

Hey where's your wife
I don't know but I think she has Gone Fishing

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Milk's Gone Bad

Popularized by a Dave Chappelle impersonation of the 80's superfreak, Rick James. "Milk's gone bad" is in reference to the sight of a pair of less than favorable mammary glands.

I'm Rick James, bitch! Lemme see them tittays! ... (grimace) If I had four hands, I'd give those tittays four thumbs down, the milk's gone bad, bitches!

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