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Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com September 3, 2016


beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee July 19, 2008


Beaver Bunker

This phenomenon occurs when the golfer is about to chip onto the green, but inadvertently chips past the green and into another bunker. This other bunker is coined the beaver bunker. If the golfer chips it into another bunker from the beaver bunker, the following bunker would still be considered the beaver bunker, but just to the second degree this time. If this cycle were to repeat itself multiple times throughout the same hole, the degree system continues to climb up the ranks.

Oh my gosh, I just can’t hit the green today. Last hole I airmailed it from the fairway and this hole I just hit it into the beaver bunker.

by JumboShrimp20 June 14, 2019


Cabin Beaver

a serious condition in which a guy has spent so much time with an ugly girl ... that he actually begins to find her attractive. Typically occurring in the work place, there is only one known cure for cabin beaver... And it ain't pretty.

Ricky: There is that hot chick I work with. Man I want to bang her so bad!

Art: Her? Dude, you got a serious case of Cabin Beaver.

by FTWk January 18, 2012

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 12, 2006

76πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

by cmoney55 September 6, 2011

67πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Beaver Drool

When you pussy is dripping wet.

When I looked at that gay porn my beaver was drooling. Discharge cumming out like Beaver Drool.

by AKAB1988 October 11, 2010

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž