pig in a blanket

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

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blanket welding

Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.

Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"

Doug: "No!"

Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"

Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"

Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".

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vagina blanket

excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain

dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way

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pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

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Vodka Blanket

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

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Mexican Blanket

When someone gives a man a handjob and then wipes the cum down his back.

Mary gave Joe a Mexican Blanket to get back at him for the donkey punch he gave her.

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Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

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