Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him
"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"
The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler
Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”
Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
A fucking legend and knows how to actually fix cars unlike every fucker in the world
Your such a Brad Newsham
when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.
Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!
A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.
“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”
an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.
Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"
Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"