Random
Source Code

Tom Brady

Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is β€œdeflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.

Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!

by Cobra2K65 November 26, 2017

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tom Brady

One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.

Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."

by patsfan21 October 21, 2009

468πŸ‘ 476πŸ‘Ž


Brady Hair

Brady Hair - The Legendary hair, of a Legendary man. A masculine cut but a beauty and shine that is admired by all. Woman would kill to have hair as lush as his own. Having a "Brady" cut will make you the the God of sexy hair.

"I just spent $500 dollars at the salon and i still don not have as amazing hair as Brady Hair."

- Anonymous Girl

by namenuj September 5, 2011

17πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Tom Brady

Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.

"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."

by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009

160πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


Jan Brady

When a turtle neck is worn alone. With nothing over it. The way Jan Brady wore hers. If it is under a sweater or sweatshirt. Its is just a "Jan".

Oh no.. I have a hicky!! I guess I'll wear a Jan Brady today.

by Sassy frassy February 3, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 22, 2006

486πŸ‘ 534πŸ‘Ž


Brady Quinn

1. Another term for having to take a dump. This is based on the fact that when Brady Quinn was eventually drafted the first words he utered to the press were, "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!"

2. A nasty case of the shits after a long night of drinking also known as the Hershey squirts.

Man, you should have seen the size of the Brady Quinn I just dropped.

I was so hung over today. What made it worse was the fact that i had a horrible case of the Brady Quinns all day.

by The boat September 20, 2007

50πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž