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Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
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A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.
I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.
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That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.
"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
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Maple syrup used for lubrication.
Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.
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when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
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(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "