catch word

A catch phrase but only one word.

Justin: Fun
Me: Don’t steal my catch word

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

catch a kite

To obtain a note passed through the Jail or Prison by one inmate to another.

He will "catch a kite" tonight, and when he does, we better get his commissary money, or he can catch this shank.

catch a vaps

To act strangely all of a sudden

We were getting all good good, all of a sudden d man just catch a vaps, and start to behave stupid.

catch paper

When a confrontation, usually in a ghetto neighborhood, presents itself, and who ever wins catches paper meaning dollar bills after the other person who is betting against you and you win they throw the money up in disgust and you catch papaer.

What up hommie you wanna catch paper?

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Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

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deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

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