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1.one is said to have a chode if their fat roll hangs over their penis so it not visible to them.It's really more of a medical condition.
2. derogatory name given to people displaying less than average intellect
1. My friend Kyle pee'd on himself because his chode obstructed his view.
2.My friend Kyle is a chode due to the fact that he displays "chode like" behavior.
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70's slang describing a nerd action by a friend.
Hey dewd, Where ya headed?
I'm goin' down to the "blah blah" club.
Kewl! I'm headed that way too, howsabouta lift?
Ah, man, I gotta run down to "blah blah first, and it's way outta my way.
Dewd, whatta chode!
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Chode a cock that is WIDER' than LONGER' HA!
Mr chode thats his name' that name again is Mr chode.
triple chin not 1 but 3 triple chin not 1 but 3.
Double 'G' That's his size that size again is Double 'G'!
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The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.
Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,
Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)
Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces
FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.
The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.
The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
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YOU ARE WRONG, BITCH! A chode is a penis wider than it is long. your a fucking retard
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The opposite of a pencil dick.
Person 1 -Dude you're gay!!
Person 2 -Shut up you have a chode muffin!
Person 1 -WTF?
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A chode has nothing to do with a penis or a rectum. A chode is a special ice cream treat being developed by a german company.
I would like a chode for dessert.
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