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The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.
Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!
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You dont define chuck norris chuck norris defines you
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in
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the fictional cause or effect of anything in the universe
Nun chucks and the whip was invented just by watching Chuck norris floss his
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you don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
I tried to find chuck norris on here and then it said "chuck norris found you"
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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer....to bad he doesnt cry
If Chuck Norris cried cancer would be as dead as the dinosaurs,which by the way went extinct because of Chuck Norris
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V. To epically woop your ass if you insult them.
She will go all chuck norris on yo' ass if you call her fat.
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The Manliest man ever.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
Whenο»Ώ Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Dude, Travis just got Chuck Norrised... IN THE FACE
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
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