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When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs
A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?
Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
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(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.
Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?
That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.
I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....
the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom
Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.