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1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!
When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary
Munching the crunchy sure is fun
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!