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Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.
Based on the same premise as a danger wank.
Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!
(30 mins later)
*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!
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a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.
Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.
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Having sex at a risky Time or risky place, similar to a danger wank.
I had sex last night with Steve.
His parents were in and we done it in the bathroom, danger sex!
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A famous crime lord known for talking about how he "rocks out with his glock out." Nobody messes with him because he's a 7'2" black man who comes busting in ready to stick his foot in someone's ass. B. Dangerous never flags colors cause he leads he's got his own crew.
Oh shit! It's B. Dangerous! Break yourselves!
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That moment before you realize that the person messaging you is really someone you know but have not spoken with In years
Your old time friend messages you after several years of silence and before you recognize them you experience stranger danger.
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The male or female rectal area...
Man she asked for it in her danger zone,
When she wasnt expecting it i slipped it in her danger zone she was pissed,
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1. Member of the band "Dangerous T and Karl"
2. Complete twat, with a vengeance.
"Dude! I saw Dangerous T and Karl in the London arena last night, it was super(gay)awesome!"
"You're such a Dangerous T, fag. Now put down that chainsaw and help me with these rubber dolls."
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