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The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS
He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David
David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend