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When a guy teabags a girls asshole
Dude I had the best night last night.
Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'
The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.
Bro: I’ll get the takis
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth
Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
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The act of putting your Testicals inside an anus.
I'm going to try the Stuffed Dumpling tonight. Like for dinner? Nope.
Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.