carrion fair

1. a market-style sale of ephemeral or short-lived goods.

2. metaphorically referring to the avaricious or carnivorous style of contemporary or capitalistic business.

2. the sale of dead putrefying flesh.

1. The bazaar was a madhouse. A regular carrion fair

2. The carnival was a carrion fair of rides and games.

2. ...as we had to get back to the airport to dig into that mess, the grocery store (for the obligatory snack/souvenir stop), and then back to the "Carrion Fair" store for essentials since the bags are not in our near future...

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fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

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Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

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fair enough

Situation: When two guys are checking out a girl from a distance, and she looks better up close than expected. Usually follows the answer to the question "Potential?"

Dude: Check out that one, 2 o'clock.
Bro: Potential?
Dude: Yeah.
(Girls walks up close and is smoking hot)
Dude and Bro: Fair Enough!

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fair does

A variation of fair deuce, fair do's and so on.

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

"I don't like it, take it down"

"the rest of the committie likes it though"

"ah, fair does."

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fair one

A well-deserved bitch slap or sucker punch.

The guy at Satarbuck's cut in front of me in line, so I gave him a fair one.

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Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

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