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Faux crab

Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.

Dude this crab dip tastes great." "Yeah, and its faux crab too!

by Natwdawg February 25, 2011


Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018


Faux-O

Faking an orgasm. Duh.

Girl thinks: He has about 5 minutes before I Faux-O his ass. I have to be at work at 8 a.m.

by Hoppy T January 30, 2020


Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 31, 2011


Faux Hardcore

Fake hardcore, also for screamo and metalcore. Taking classic 80's and 90's hardcore, screamo, and metallic hardcore (metalcore), by completely debauching the subgenre(s) from over use of "break downs", unnecessary clean vocals, weak death metal vocals/growls, unoriginal and overused "hardcore attitude" (ranging from tough guy, integrity, and "brotherhood" themed lyrics).

The most hardcore bands ever are like Emmure & Attack! Attack! No man, that's Faux Hardcore....

by animosityjoe February 20, 2011


Faux-toe

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.

John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.

by Dressing&Gravy December 19, 2014


faux-litical

adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.

The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!

by th3giv3r April 20, 2016