A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"
Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.
Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.
During anal sex, when a top fucks two different bottoms without cleaning off his dick in between
“Jason gave me and Luke a fecal transplant with his cock last night”
“Dude, that’s hot
Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.
What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.
When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle
I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle
a Piece of Shit person is a Fecal Prick
imma fecal prick i got no excuse, but just to bust it loose because it seemed legit, Sixx Digit
Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.
Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit