Person who banns all fun and excitement, eg horniess, sexiness and humor from Forums. aka as whorecuntfaggot ass cock swallower
Lets kick off the most amazingly sexy and out spoken members of a lame forum off to make the forum extra lame.
Then lets get members to go to banned members new forum and play games and try to be tough and mean. "sooo scary!"
Then lets go get our fists and shuve them up our asses because we can't get our daddies to do it. Then take our fists out and lick them as we blow ourselves with vacumn cleaners. And let our neighborus watch as we suck our erect dogs cocks and let them cum in our mouths.
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The spawn of all bad suggestions. If this represented a volcano it would be Mount Doom. (although the only flames you'll see are from the forum-goers)
This forum makes people fear for the future of humanity.
the Suggestions and Ideas forum itself was supposed to be a hub for good suggestions. Now we need a seperate topic to wade through the garbage.
Ness-Earthbound
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Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.
Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...
... and so on.
Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.
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That thingie on facebook where you can curse the SAT like hell and worse. Everything bad about the SAT and the test makers is accepted... This is for the common good of students...
"OMFG...My SAT scores are deep in shit."
"Dude, the Official Anti SAT Forum is the place for you to be."
1. The place where being emo gets you flamed by EVERYONE
2. cesspool of gays, atheists, and racists
Example of what happens at the G4 Off-Topic forums:
1. love_metal: look at me I'm emo I think I have problems
black_sabbath1: haha you have no life!
Ranger_: have you tried to cut yourself in your bathtub yet?
love_metal: I tried but I got caught.
2. love_metal: Gay Marriage? Religion? Racism? All I care about is being emo.
BillBooth: Banned for stupidity.
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A video game nerd that has no actual passion or intrinsic interest in games he plays. He/She just plays them and spends all his/her time on forums because he/she is miserable, and videogames are the most accessibly absorbable activities in the world.
Video Game Forum Nerd: Hi, I'm a Video Game Forum Nerd. I'm a miserable, passionless piece of shit who is too scared to try in life and is destined for a life-long 9-5 office job.
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The G4 Off-Topic Forums at G4 is a small internet community of lesbians, queers, pederasts, and other sexual deviants. Lovingly called "OT" by it's members, it is the most heavily trafficked forum on G4's otherwise lame site. It also holds the record for having more registered sex offenders than any other forum.
People mainly use OT to post links to porn, hentai and rotting corpses. No one cares about what's going on in your life, so don't post about it, or we'll use your thread for a free post. Some people love the idea of setting up a thread for a huge argument, then sitting back and watching the members go at, these threads are almost always about either religion, politics, or homosexuality. Others just post nude pictures of gay porn stars and flame the colored.
Everyday life at the G4 Off-Topic Forums
(thread)
Vader - Look at my funny pictures!!!
SeventhSeal - What the fuck is this crap? "Say no to crapping your pants". WTF?
Everyone else - LOL
(Another thread)
Duco - Libertarian FTW, Bush sucks.
APD - Libertarians yes, but Duco sucks.
Unacceptable_Name - Yay, Libertariens, BTW, System of a Down is the best band evar.
Everyone else - SOAD sucks, Libertarians suck, and Duco sucks.
Erin - So does Unacceptable_Name.
(another thread)
Someone - Lol, ngr.
Mod - Banned.
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