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A fat or otherwise ugly female who associates with loser gay men. She is shunned by all gay men with any dignity or self-respect.
I'm such a fag hag, I love gay men!
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A woman, usually overweight, who almost exclusively seeks the company of gay men, often mistaking their friendship for a romantic relationship. They have a defective gaydar.
Rhonda was shocked to walk in on Steve and his boyfriend Brian in bed, thinking all this time Steve didn't try to have sex with her because he was just a nice guy.
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Man who hangs out with unattractive women so he can hit on her friends at parties.
I'm going to the club hag stag with my friend Connie.
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1. a male homosexual in a woman's body.
2. An apparently straight woman of low sex drive who subconciously desires to be a gay man. Rarely does the deep seated fantasy to be a gay man reach the concious level but is generally manifested as non-sexual intimacy with a homosexual male partner. Rarely, if ever, do fag hags pursue gender re-assignement surgery as to do so would fulfill the fantasy; and an integral part of the fag hag identity is the frustration inherent in her fantasy. And to do so would create the assumed requirement of sexual intimacy with a gay man.
Generally, but not always, used disparagingly
The fag hag anticipated going on the vacation and having Jeff all to herself away from the distraction of all his gay beddies.
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A temporary condition usually afflicting young, urban, immature western females. This conditions lasts from a couple of months to a couple of years. Ask any homosexual, they come, they go. A few months of the empty, gay lifestyle will serve as a growing experience and the fag hag will mature and move on to "grown up" relationships.
Bruce: Hey Brian, new fag hag? What happend to your last hag, Lisa?
Brian: Lisa was a few hags ago. Now she is married and has a good job.
Bruce: Oh, well... I never liked here anyway.
Brian: Yea, shes such a bitch.
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You're a Fag Hag if:
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
"Me and my Hag"
"Can't you do anything without your Hag?"
"You girl, are a Fag Hag."
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In recent years, lazy women everywhere have fallen in love with the airport roller-bag. This isn't about a true, specific need to transport heavy items over a distance on foot, conscientiously minding manners. No, a true roller-hag drags this freaking bag every day that she's forgotten her manners. She drags the bag wide to the side, limp arm outstretched so her lazy ass takes up as much sidewalk, escalator, doorway or walkway space as possible.
Roller-hag spotting:
- bag is rolling at a wide berth
- hag is often walking slowly
- the other hand usually has a phone
- she is out of shape
- the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles.
- even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus...
- roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around
Common locations of roller-hags:
- busy subway systems
- escalators
- elevator doors
- busy colleges
- other pedestrian rush locations
- anywhere you're trying to make good time
Survival tip:
If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
Victim: I can go get coffee next door and be back in 10 minutes... ! Oh no! There goes a roller-hag! (picking up pace)... Must... get... to... sidewalk... first!
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