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An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.
Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.
Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.
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Harry Tomlinson is the beautiful husband of Louis Tomlinson. He tops most but they kinda share that.
Harry has curls.
Louis: "Louis Styles sounds like a Llama eating a frog."
Harry: "Yeah but Harry Tomlinson sounds like your beautiful bum."
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Rhyming slang for fag (cigarette) named after a famous jockey Harry Wragg. Archaic but still used occasionally in Dublin.
He cursed himself for the life he led, rolled himself a harry rag and put himself to bed (from a song by the Kinks).
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The best female rock singer ever. She is the lead singer of the band Blondie, of which got its start in New York, playing at venues like CBGB and Max's Kansas City. She is a natural brunette, but dyed her hair blond and is known as an icon.
Debbie Harry is the greatest ever!
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"bring back manly men"
- harry styles (shading candace owens)
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I just got kicked in the Harry Daniels.
I have a pain that goes from my Carrie Anus to my Harry Daniels.
The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.
"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"