Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »

Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

reverse help a brother out

This is when you are "helping a brother out" and he farts on your head. See help a brother out for definiton

The only thing rob loves more than helping a brother out is copping the reverse help a brother out fair in the face!

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Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

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Help Indians use toilets

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.

Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

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Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.

Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

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Can I help you

Get the fuck out of here

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

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