Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
When someone tries to talk to you but you just honk
Hey man how was your... HONKKKKKKKKK! Oh yeah me too
I hate honk but I like country busic (hurtin' beautiful sad songs) :((((((((
something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.
Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?
Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.
Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.
A non-offensive curse word used as a substitute to "hell" or "heck" to indicate suprise or annoyance. Use of this word suggests that the user is just a silly goose.
"Oh HONK! That car almost hit me!"
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."
Sound infamously made multiple times by a character from a videogame Untitled Goose Game - the goose.
Example:
A: I heard a "honk"!
B: Oh, man, I guess we're in trouble