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Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.
Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"
"that sucks."
example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
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A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like
Ian: can I touch you butt
Person 1: no you can not touch my butt
Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs
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has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake
ian
wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic
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a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian
person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3
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a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.
Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.
acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.
has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole
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Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird
Ian is a simp and plays soccer
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