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janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low
person 1: im janking my shi rn
person 2: aight bro
When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
When you pull a small prank on someone
Person 1:Hah! You just got Janked?