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The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously
Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
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its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.
the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
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The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...
Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.
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A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
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When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again