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The fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.
Trae Young injured his ankle on a refs leg?! Man, poetic justice!
A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.
Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)
There is rarely an excuse for having farted other than having done so. A fart is rarely justified. It emerges at a time of its choosing with no concern for the current setting.
A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.
The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"
His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.
In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.
If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.
A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.
If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
I farted yesterday. Was it a justice fart? Indeed it was, many a wretched villain fell asunder to the thrust of its gust and odorous tenacity.
I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.
I justice farted.
That better have been a justice fart.
A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
A Justice Troll is someone who is called about when a Trollabe is attacking other people on the internet under the prospect that they are Trolling. Trollabes are bullies and Justice Troll are like Troll Police and they will take down any Trolllabe with ease. If you ever get attacked by a Trollabe the find a Justice Troll.
Person 1: Dude i got this man on my thread telling me to kill myself because i like MLP
Person 2: Dude, i gotchya. My friend Bill is a Justice Troll and he will end his bullshit real quick.
A human being who is not black but still says the n word he also says he will run the cateye scene but that will probably never happen and only like platinum blondes and wears his hat crooked
Ethan justice is a retard
the act of stringing up a man on a wooden fence post by the skin of his ballsack.
Pierre: what happened to you, man, you look like your balls got stretched out!
Dave: Well, that's kentucky justice for you.